I feel so unimaginative
I feel so plagued by the inability to write
I feel so awed by literature

I like dandy Oscar Wilde. (Though I still prefer to be Mrs Blake)

I can only quote:

A laughable one,
'Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.'

An agreeable on,
'Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.'

A description of my Major,
'Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.'

And one to end off,
'Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.'